When "LOST"

I guess many of my friends are suffering like me now. The life now is like a zombie being buried alive by books and notes. (Some zombies and some panda) So, what are the real mysteries to master your studies? Answer is “NO”. No secret recipes or mysteries. But there are WAYS in handling LOST during exam. Read this and you will feel relief~ HAHA

How to answer when you are lost:

1. Find a new and interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: "I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs." Be creative.


2. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.


3. Eat it. If you are bold enough, ask for another copy after you digest it.

4. “Jesus, Please Help Me.” This is super weapon.
5. Be Brave.

Philosophy Exam - 1 hour
Q2. What is Courage? (50 marks)
Student's answer
- This is courage.

6. If the question contains the word “why”. Answer with “god make it that way”

7. Create your own theories. You might be the next Einstein.

- "H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water"
- Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state
- "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."
- "Respiration is composed of two acts, first inspiration, and then expectoration."
- The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

8. Answer question with question

- Will heat wave be reflected?
If you see a heat wave, should you wave back?
- The Earth is 8,000 miles in diameter. Calculate how many two meter lengths of tinsel you would need to wrap up the world for Christmas.
Who would you give it to?

9. Comment on the question given.

Explain why or why not you think you would have enjoyed living in ancient egypt ruled by Pharoah. Include in your answer art, architecture, customs, beliefs, literature. Give at least five specific examples. Do not include items that are common to all civilizations.
First off, all names of nations and peoples must be capitalized at all times: "Egypt" and "Egyptians"--not "egypt" and "egyptians." And the word is spelled "Pharaoh."

10. Pretend to be blind and write this on your paper:Aw, I’m blind! How am I going to see this? You did not prepare it in reading code version?

11. Make you own rules and assumptions.

- One of the exam problems consisted in calculating the length of a bungee cord so that the jumper would just touch the water at the foot of the tower, given the height of the platform, the jumper's mass and the strength of the cord.

The answer of one of the students started with the following sentence: "For simplicity, I will neglect gravity in this problem."

12. Answer straight to the point.

Not hard after all, right?Answer your question wisely and smartly. Nothing can stop you from scoring "A".Come exam! I'm waiting for you!